The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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