I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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