Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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