just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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