3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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