Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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