____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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