Me too!
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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