I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
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New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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