Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think I am morally bankrupt
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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