that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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