so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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