Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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