I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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