I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
