she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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