She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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