i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm really busy with my period
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