You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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