Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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