She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Green mimosas i think yes
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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