Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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