READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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