Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I smell like Dick and happiness
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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