He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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