don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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