so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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