Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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