Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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