ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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