neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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