Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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