Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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