Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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