oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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