Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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