brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
She announced her abortion via fbk
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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