ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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