and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
My ATM looks so different sober.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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