where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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