I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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That reminds me...we need to get swords
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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