Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
that is very illegal...i love you.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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