Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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