how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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