It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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