i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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