yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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