I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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