she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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