"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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