In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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