Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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