Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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