At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
and she was petting her beer can
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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