I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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