just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
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It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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