you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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