mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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