There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Randomize
